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New birthday cards!

Saying happy birthday doesn’t have to be prim and proper anymore with our brand new cards. Now you have six smartass ways to relate your birthday wishes to flatulence, questionable fire codes, genies and more!

greeting card & stationery designers joe & coleen akers


We design greeting cards, stationery and paper goods, are parents to 350 lbs. worth of dog, paper nerds and equal parts sweet (Coleen) and smartass (Joe).